A lot going on…
Sorry for not getting some blogging going on. Been real busy lately with all kinds of things, my business, job (yes they are two different things for you rocket scientist), house, and hunting for the Chupacabra. LOL I did have a friend share some things they were emailed though. So I though I would share them here on the site for ya’ll to read over.
Before I post them I would like to say that Jack and Merron are doing fine overseas. Stated they just been working. LOL I am about to send Jack a laptop so he can post some pictures up on the site here under ‘Iraq Jack’. So be sure to keep coming back for more.
Also, everyone get out there and vote…and vote for Bush! I don’t care what you think…Kerry is not the right man for the job. Read this, and you’ll see ..LOL
And the Democrats think Bush says stupid things…..
John F. Kerry speaks:
“The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.”
– John F. Kerry
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
– John F. Kerry
“One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.”
– John F. Kerry
“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.”
– John F. Kerry
“The future will be better tomorrow.”
– John F. Kerry
“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.”
– John F. Kerry
“I stand by all the misstatements that I’ve made.”
– John F. Kerry
“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
– John F. Kerry
“Public speaking is very easy.”
– John F. Kerry
“A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.”
– John F. Kerry
“We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
– John F. Kerry
“For NASA, space is still a high priority.”
– John F. Kerry
“Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.”
– John F. Kerry
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
– John F. Kerry
“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system.”
– John F. Kerry
Well here is the promised email share. Have a good laugh and enjoy!
Intelligent Quotes
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,” — Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,” — Mariah Carey
“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life,” — Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,” — Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,” — Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
“I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president,” — Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.
“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it,” — A congressional candidate in Texas.
“I don’t feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.” — John Wayne
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.” — Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” — Al Gore, Vice President
“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle
” It’s no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another” — George Bush, US President
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?” — Lee Iacocca
“I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version,” — Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein,” — Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” — Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.
“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.” — Bill Clinton, President
“We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.” — Al Gore, VP
“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.” — Keppel Enderbery
“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.” — Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” — Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
Ôø?If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldnÔø?t have a problem with forest fires.Ôø? Ôø? George Bush
Not sure how true those are, but they were funny!
Later,
JC